Monday, 25 April 2016

Leicester’s Riyad Mahrez named PFA player of the year

Leicester City forward Riyad Mahrez has won the Professional Footballers’ Association Player of the Year award.

PHOTO FROM the guardian.com


Mahrez has scored 17 goals and made 11 assists in 34 league games to take Leicester to the cusp of the title.
The award was voted for by the Algeria international’s fellow professionals.
Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli, 20, was named PFA Young Player of the Year, while Manchester City forward Izzy Christiansen won the Women’s Player of the Year award.
Sunderland striker Beth Mead, 20, was named Women’s Young Player of the Year.

Mahrez, 25, held off competition from Tottenham forward Harry Kane, Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil, West Ham United midfielder and fellow Leicester men Jamie Vardy and N’Golo Kante to win the award.
Mahrez was handed the prize at the Grosvenor Hotel in London on Sunday hours after scoring in his side’s 4-0 win over Swansea City as leaders Leicester moved to within five points of the title.

He dedicated the award to his team-mates.
“All the credit is for them, seriously,” Mahrez, who joined Leicester from French second-tier side Le Havre in January 2014, said.
“And for my manager and the staff. Without them I wouldn’t receive this award and I wouldn’t score. It’s the team spirit, and I want to dedicate it to them.
“It’s extra special because if the players vote for me it’s because they’ve seen I’ve been great this year so I’m happy. “Without my team-mates I wouldn’t get this award.

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Thursday, 21 April 2016

(Photos)Tiger mauls 13-yr old girl for 40-minutes after she 'banged on its cage' in zoo

A teenage girl is recovering after she was grabbed and bitten by a tiger for 40 minutes when she reportedly banged on the big cat's cage.
Elizaveta Kutkina was trapped by the predator through the bars of its cage at the zoo in the Russian city of Barnaul,the Siberian Times reports..
The screaming 13-year-old was grabbed by her coat by the Siberian tiger , as he pulled her closer and then began to maul her legs.
But zookeepers claimed the teenager and a friend, in an act of "childish stupidity", had incited the tiger by going too close and banging on its enclosure
He is a grown animal, nine years old," added director Sergey Pisarev.Obviously, the animal showed aggression because he's a predator."Of course, he grabbed her. The ambulance was called." "All possible safety regulations were breached. It was a human factor, childish stupidity,"
The schoolgirl was saved because the tiger could not bite or claw her properly though the bars.
But she was held for 40 minutes unable to escape despite frantic attempts by half a dozen bystanders in Lesnaya Skazkapark zoo in the Siberian city.

 Eyewitness Anastasia Ptichkina said two girls had banged on the tiger's cage after the zoo had closed.
"One of them turned out to be supper for the big cat," she said.
"Luckily there were six or seven people in the park.The tiger gnawed through the screaming girl's leg muscles,All were shocked and tried to save the girl, but the tiger only became more angry and it gnawed her leg more aggressively.It was impossible to watch how it gnarled and licked her leg.Police and doctors also could hardly do anything. Thanks to the guys who managed to distract the animal. They even bought a piece of meat in the shop.
 Zoo officials said the tiger would not be shot despite the attack on the girl.

Good news nudists! Nude restaurant to open in London

A new pop-up restaurant in London called The Bunyadi will give diners the option to eat in the nude.The spot will “take diners to a beginning where everything was fresh, free and unadulterated from the trappings of modern life,”
“The Bunyadi plans to use only the most natural, home-grown ingredients to envelope its patrons in a world, free from phones, electric lights and even clothing,
The eatery will feature wood-flame grilled food served on handmade clay plates with edible cutlery “in a space voice of the industrialized-world’s modern trappings.”
“We believe people should get the chance to enjoy and experience a night out without any impurities: no chemicals, no artificial colors, no electricity, no gas, no phone and even no clothes if they wish to,” said Lollipop founder Seb Lyall.
However, not everyone has to be liberated. The central London space will be divided into two sections — one for the clothed and one for those choosing to fill their bellies in their birthday suits.

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End time job? Danish company would pay you over £2,000 monthly to watch 20 hours of porn


There are jobs, and then there are jobs.

A Danish company is looking for a porn ‘intern’, whose job exclusively, as the job title indicates, would be to watch porn.

The company posted the ad on their Facebook page some time last week. The successful applicant would show up to work, be given a secluded workstation, be provided with log-ins for numerous porn sites as well as DVDs, and just get to work.

The idea is someone who can judge quality of sounds and images. In your application, you would have to convince them of why you can be a better judge of porn than your competitor.




According to the LadBible, the job pays £2,350 a month.

Now this is just insane!!!

Would you take the job?

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Please Dont Try This at Home

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was so excited.
Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Graphic pics: Young boy's hand cut off as he tried stealing phone through window in Delta state

This young boy burglar meet his waterloo when he tried to steal a phone by passing his hand through someone's window in Sapele, Delta state yesterday.


The owner of the house had on sighting the guy's hand fiddling through his window looking for the phone, quickly reached for a cutlass and dropped the guy's hands on the floor. Mr burglar ran away into the night crying with his amputated hand.

See the graphic photos of the cut off hand after the cut. WARNING: VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED.